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10月26日

I Got Bored...So I Did All This..

Your Irish Name Is...
Fiona Doyle
Your 1920's Name is:
Violette Oma
10月24日

My Weekend

Weekend Stories...
 
     Well, this weekend I went to see my lovely father and step-mother Denise...they're just awesome.  I woke up yesterday morning to FRENCH TOAST and SYRUP!! OMG was I happy!  You see...that little stuff just excites me.  I LOVE french toast.  Denise is a master chef...I LOVE IT!  My daddy is a nut.   I love him though.  My convict Uncle David was in town and he changed the oil on my car...wasn't that sweet ?  I laid around in my filth most of the day and then showered....it was a good shower.  I had to wake up at 5am this morning to come to FREAKIN' RADIOHELL!!  AHhhhh!  At least I'm here by myself for 5 hours.  I like it alright alone....Christy and my Tiny Man came over and my little man was a hoot.  And that's about all.
 
 
Thank You Yantis...I HEART you!!!!!!  You're God of Cars!!!  GO RYAN !!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
 
Anyway, back to reality...and RadioHut. I'm going to help this fat man find 1 of the 10000 adaptors for this "thing" he doesn't know anything and these kind of people GET ON MY NERVES!!!
 
 
Jess, The Irritated Gnome Princess ;)
10月21日

Life and Drama....

I  Just Want To Go Home!!!
 
     I'm so sick of my job...I'm starting to detest it... if I weren't going away in January I would just  quit right now and go find one somewhere else.  It's just a job to me....why does everything have to be so freaking serious ?  Why make big deals out of stupid things ?  I'm beginning to think that friends shouldn't work together...it messes things up... I can't wait to get there so I just concentrate on school...I hate Wallace with a passion like nothing else...    I just want to get away from this same old stuff.... I'll miss a few select individuals though...I guess that's just life then again...
 
 
Hey you guys!!!  John Gotti is still alive and well!!!
 
 
 
Why can't someone just let go and move on when they know
that is what they should do ?? 
 
 
Anyway, I'm going to go play with my magic (lmao), I'll talk to you later!!
 
Buya Donkey Everyone!!!
 
 
-Jess, The Gnome Princess
10月18日

WOW

I'm So Freakin' Happy And I Don't Know Why I Am!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
10月16日

102 Things About Your Gnome Princess

102 Things About Your Gnome Princess

 

1. I'm really short

2. I hang out with guys all the time

3. Girls get on my nerves because they're whiney

4. I have a like 9 cats, a bird, and a dog

5. I'm really white and I do not have the ability to tan

6. I have blue eyes

7. My hair is to my butt

8. I love macaroni and cheese

9. I really just love cheese

10. I love love love music

11. My favorite 2 songs are None But My Own- Machine Head and Peruvian Skies- Dream Theater

12. I've never had a boyfriend

13. I know that's sad

14. My room has no windows

15. I can talk...ALOT

16. I'm not the least bit shy

17. I'm ditzy at times

18. I like loud loud music

19. I have a thing for hot british guys

20. I'll marry one....watch me

21. I have 2 brothers and 2 sisters

22. I like to pour alcohol on my cuts and scrapes

23. I love sleeping

24. I tend to over sleep

25. I hate school

26. I love the cold weather

27. My hair always does better then...

28. I'm extremely accident prone

29. I hardly watch tv at all

30. I love Mac

31. I can't function without wearing a watch

32. I love lightning 

33. My middle name is Suzanne...I hate it

34. My favorite 2 moves are Die Hard and Gone In 60 Seconds

35. I'm in love with Legolas from LOTR

36. Yes...I like LOTR

37. I have a thing for Johnny Depp too

38. Who doesn't ? ?

39. My cat is mental

40. I don't eat candy unless it's gummy bears

41. I love orange Faygo

42. I drink tons of water

43.  I'm absolutely terrified of bees

44.  Fat people gross me out and make want to throw up

45. I don't like spinach 

46.  I'm terrified of the dentist 

47.  My brother-in-law is a black man! 

48.  I'm extremely impatient

49.  I can't stand it when people type like this: R U L8tr L8 etc etc

50.  I hate to shop for pants

51.  I look like my daddy

52.  I have the cutest nephew in the world

53.  I love my car

54.  I have a speeding problem

55.  I yell at other cars knowing it's doing me no good because they can't hear

56.  I'm listening to Journey right now at work

57.  I totally hate this place

58.  It seems that I live here

59.  I have 2 cell phones...hah

60.  This is kinda hard to do

61.  I scare other people when they ride with me...unless they're used to it

62.  I love Darth Vader...I think he's sexy..haha

63.  I don't wear glasses or contacts

64.  I'm very friendly and talkative

65.  If I don't like you...you'll know it

66.  My cat has a very strange name

67.  That information is hush hush

68.  I wish I spoke another language

69.  I can't pronounce the following words correctly: Albertville, staircase, and your

70.  I had braces

71.  Wore them for 3 years

72.  I used to be REALLY ugly

73.  I was a cute baby though

74.  I love my iPod

75.  I don't like cabbage

76.  I'm moving to Nashville in January

77.  I don't care for the color blue

78.  I get picked on alot

79.  They do it because they love me though

80.  I never ever wear shorts

81.  If the man who wanted this iPod doesn't come back and buy...I'll be pissed

82.  I'm not a yard gnome

83.  Those are cute though

84.  I tend to lose things

85.  My room is a wreck

86.  I pay my little sister to clean it

87.  I like to fish

88.  I love swimming

89.  I once jumped off a cliff into some water and burst both my eardrums

90.  I'm a fun-hugging person

91.  I'm a real gnome

92.  I'm familier in the ways arcane magic

93.  I love black and pink

94.  My personality is a glittery pink shiney thing

95.  I love my magic and I love to play with my magic

96.  I am not a pedophile

97.  I've been to NYC...loved it and must go back

98.  My best friend is always depressed

99.  I make him laugh

100.  My boobs hang out of most normal shirts

101.  I've been hugged by a hippie

102.  I'm sweet and innocent

 

 

10月14日

Yeah...

I Hate Working!!!
 
 
     I really don't want to be here right now.  I wish I were at home.  I wish I were at the hospital.  I wish I were at the bank.  I wish I were anywhere but here.  :"(
 
 
 
 
Last Night's Happenings
 
 
     I watched Unfaithful last night.  Such a good movie.  Richard Gere is SOOO hot.  I think anyway.  I think quite alot of people would agree.  :)
 
 
I Don't Know What I Will Do Tonight
 
 
     My Plans for tonight are....NOTHING.   Doesn't that sound like fun ?   I can tell that you're jealous just reading this thinking...."Gee, I wish I were doing nothing with Jess!!"  Muwahahahaha
 
 
I think I will make  a huge list of Known or Unknown Facts About Your Gnome
 
 
-Jess, The Gnome Princess :D
10月10日

Things That Are Going On

:::Things:::
 
 
     And now for a segment I like to call "Things".  This is the part where I tell you useless information of the happenings in my life and at Radio Shack 8766. 
 
     Well, my fish...John "Teflon Don" Gotti is still alive.  I'm truely shocked that he's still alive.  I should've known he would live this long though being as he's a mafia boss.   All the other fish are scared of him.  DaVinci is still alive too.  He and Gotti HATE one another though.  It's only betta nature though. 
 
     Radio Shack 8766 News Flash
 
     Today at RadioShack 8766 our store was reset by a whole bunch of random managers.  They destroyed our store, but then they put it back together really pretty.  I'm having trouble finding products though being as everything has been moved around.  I had to wear my heels today with my hurt toe and that wasn't much fun.   I'm just so proud of our store now.  Maybe I'll enjoy coming to work a little bit more.
 
 
My Poor Toe
 
     Well, as all of you know, I've almost lost my big toe nail (See pictures in previous entries for more details)  and I had to wear heels today to work and now it hurts extremely bad.  It's really nasty now too...it's like pusy...I'm sure you all wanted to know that too. Muwahahaha!!  I'm thinking I should just take it all the way off so maybe it'll look a bit better than this.
 
 
I get to go to school tomorrow and I'm just so thrilled about that.  Gee, I love school so much...
 
 
That's all for now I must go back into my forest...-Jess, The Gnome Princess :)
10月9日

Oooh Oooh It's Magic!!!

:::Spell Casting Caught On Tape!!:::
 
 
 
Gnomes Gone Wild!!
 
 
 
    So there I was minding my own business frolicking through my forest casting my cute little spells of "Trey-Death" (My favorite spell)  when out of nowhere from behind a tree comes the paparazzi and takes my picture!!!  How flippin' rude!!!  Don't you think ? ?  However, I cast a fire spell on this lone photographer and he burst into flames and died.  I stole the camera and got his picture developed and I'll be damned if it wasn't a good picture!  So, here it is!!  :D
Gnomes Gone Wild
10月8日

I Almost Lost My Toe!!!
 
 
     Today, while fighting with young Trey-Trey I managed to rip my toe nail almost  completely off.  It hurts.  I'm not even sure what happened exactly.  I was fighting with him and throwing large things at him like...giant peanut glass thing...knives...cups full of water that were on the bar...a tea pitcher....some antlers (You would have to know my family to understand that one) and some other small things. Then, I walked outside and noticed my right leg was REALLY bloody and I just couldn't understand why!  Then, I looked down and noticed I barely had a toe nail on my left foot.  OUCH!!!  :(
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
10月7日

I'm just so bored

I Hate Being Bored!! 
 
 
     I really hate being bored.  It's so boring.  I'm off work and just waiting to go to the MCR concert and I'm hungry and I'm bored.  There is nothing to do here.  I'm sad and bored.  Bored bored bored. :(
 
 
:::Excitement:::
 
 
     This is where I would normally put something exciting that has happened in my life.  But, unfortunatly, nothing has happened. I'm bored though.  This is all I have to say for now.  Maybe something will come of this day.
 
Jess, The Gnome Princess :(
10月5日

LOVED IT!!! THANKS SPIDER

      Vital Revolutionary You are 81% dedicated to the cause! You spend your evenings stalking the neighborhood, pretending to walk your dog but really awaiting the chance to strike. You and your friends spend most of your time planning your operations for gnomeish freedom. You're housing so many refugee gnomes in your house, you're running out of room for the luxuries in life, like, say, a bed. And you'll never give up the cause. Fellow liberator, I salute you!
10月4日

My Head Hurts

I Finally Got Some New Clothes!
 
 
A VERY special thank you to Belk of Cullman, Alabama...lol.
 
 
Stuff...
 
 
     Well, nothing really interesting has happened here lately.  My job is becoming a big giant chore that I hate doing every day.  I think I'm getting a little too much Radio Shack.  Plus, the H2 R/C truck broke and I have nothing to play with any more.  I don't want to go there tomorrow.  I also have to be there early, which will require me to wake-up early.  :(
 
     I'm going to see My Chemical Romance Friday night....weee! 
 
     I got to go shopping today and Belk didn't have a single pair...out of the 1000 pairs of jeans....that fit me.  It really sucks being short.  I did get some dress pants and 7 shirts.  I have to alter the pants and even one of my shirts because the sleeves are too long and the pants legs are too long.  Those kind of pants don't look retarded when you have to shorten them like jeans.  Why didn't they have Levi's ?  I would've been so happy...guess you just take what you can get I guess. 
 
     Anyway, it's 934pm and I have a MASSIVE headache and I'm going to go to dreamland.  See you later for now I must go to sleep...  :D  -Jess, The Gnome Princess
 
 
 
10月1日

FINALLY!

FINALLY!!!!

 

 

     Well, I finally got my new computer! I'm loving it! Windows sucks oh so bad...this is just amazing. I'm in love with my new computer! It's taking some getting used to, but I'm liking it. I really don't want to go to work today. Although I had tons of fun there yesterday. We opened all the new X-Mas toys for displays and just played all day long. I drove the Hummer inside Dollar Tree lol. A lady said if it were a dollar she would've bought it. Anyway, I'm going to play on here some more. I even woke up early so that I could play on it before I had to go to stinkin' work. I love everybody!

 

That's all for now...-Jess, The Gnome Princess :D

9月28日

:::NEWS:::

HE LIVES
 
 
     Yes people, the Byrdman is in fact live and well.   Woohoo!!!  I'm going to see him today with a car load of his biggest fans.  We all love him so much!!
 
 
Changes in Radio Shack 018766
 
     Looks like we've got a new employee...Mr.  Eric "Tordek" McKee.  Hopefully he'll do well.  We still have to hire 3 more part-timers.  I hope he doesn't hire some idiot or old fart.   My fish, Gotti, is stil alive aswell.  He and DaVinci still live in the backroom of the store.  They're so cute.  I love my fish.  Too bad  Ted Kennedy and Wes Mantooth didn't make it.  It was a nice fight though I must admit.  Maybe Audrey will nurse them back to health and they can go at it again.  Muwahahaha!!
 
 
 I GOT A NEW KITTEN!!!
 
 
     I got a new kitten and it's soooooooooo cute.  He's solid black and has long hair.  His name is Ebony, being as he's black.  He loves me and he's not a whore cat like Halo was.  Halo resides outdoors now because she had to ho around the  neighborhood.  lol.
 
 
Well, that's all for now people.  I love my new cat and I get my new iPod today and my computer will be ordered  tonight at midnight and I'm will be a happy little girl.  For now I will eat something before I die of starvation. 
 
 :D -Jess, The Gnome Princess
 
 
9月24日

What A Day...And It's Not Even Started Yet...

She Drives Me Crazy...
 
 
     My mother is driving me completely up the wall.  I really wish she would stop.  I want to move out so bad.   Maybe I'll do just that...I'm not going to go into further detail...
 
 
::::BETTA BETS 2005::::
 
 
     Yesterday Byrdman spent the day at Radio Shack and we had tons of fun making videos of him running with scissors and dancing...lol.  Then, we got this bright idea to have a underground betta fighting competition....and yes,  I'm talking about the fish.   We leave the store walk to Wal-Mart and purchase 2 betta fish and 1 bowl....I'm not sure if anyone knew what we were up to being as we had 2 fish and one bowl or if they even cared...we walked back to the store...Hurts So Good ?? Naaaa lol.....Anyway, we get there and I set up the "Arena" named "Thunder Dome" and he and Goose went to the tatoo place and back then the fight began.  Wes Mantooth  Vs.  Ted Kennedy...muwahaha....it was quite interesting...they were seriously fighting and trying to bite  one anothers fins off....Josh was on the loudspeaker thingy do letting everyone know what was going  on...in the end, they both lived...sorta, for how long I don't know...they're probably dead by now.  Audrey has tried to rescue them though...They're will be more betta bets in the future and I'll be sure and let you know when another one is coming up so that you can all place your bets...But, remember this is a underground thing so keep it hush-hush. 
 
 
**The Anti-War Rally Is Today**
 
 
 
 
I Love My Father and Denise!!
 
 
     I'm going to my father's house today after the war rally...I'm giddy about it.  Haven't got to go in quite some time.  Yeehee!!! 
 
 
Anyway, that's all for today....until next I'm going to surf  the internet for 30 more minutes until I get off work...-Jess, The Gnome Princess :D
 

Jess

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I'm short, loud, spastic, wired, and I love orange Faygo I don't really have a favorite quote...I just like to say "f*ck" a whole lot.